Books with author Heather Lind

This coloring book book is full of sweary insults said by the cutest critters possible. From an adorable raccoon calling someone a "cumstain" to a "Cunt-A-Saurus Rex", you'll love these filthy cuties! If you love to swear and love all things cute, you'll adore this book. The book has 30 different single sided pages to cover.Fucking Adorable-er, the sequel to this book, is now available!! Find it here! https://www.amazon.com/Fucking-Adorable-er-Critters-Fouler-Mouths/dp/1540859185

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

Social media comedian and southern sweetheart Heather Land delivers her hilarious and unfiltered wisdom on the frustrating everyday moments that drive us crazy.Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” Now, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin’ It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life--the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating--and why she ""ain't doin' it."" In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.I Ain't Doin' It reminds us that when it comes to life's messy moments, it's all about perspective--and that we too can say, I ain't doin' it!Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain't Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

There is a boy who lives alone on a desert island. His house is a castle made of sand. He enjoys frolicking on the beach, surfing in the ocean, and collecting shells on the ocean shore. There are no troubles on his home island. That is, until he begins to question his identity. When the boy begins to wonder who he is, he realizes hes nothing like the animals on the island. He cant swing in the trees like the chimpanzees. He cant race through the ocean waves like the seals. And his nose is nothing like the elephants trunk. One day, a mysterious visitor arrives on the island. The boy has never seen anyone like her. She has striking featuresand theyre just like his. Could this strange and unexpected visitor help the boy figure out who he is? Fun, imaginative, and easy to read, Wild Child will help your children learn that its normal to look at the world around us and question who we are, all while helping to strengthen reading skills.

Lily moves to a new city with her father. She meets a girl from her new school named Abby. The two girls were like sisters, had so much in common and the same plans for the future. Abby gets Lily a job with her at a local record store. One day at work Lily got a vision, but wasn't sure what to think about it. Not knowing anything about her mother who died when she was three may be the key to the odd things that are starting to happen to her. The girls saved their money for their summer trip to Italy. The day after graduation the girls get on a plane for Venice to start their biggest summer of their lives. They arrive in Venice, make their way to the villa, their home for the summer, and get everything unpacked. On the walk back to the car a dark stranger comes out of the shadows and grabs Abby and another man appears, but not soon enough, the dark stranger disappears with her. Lily is left with the other man who introduces himself as Ayden. He offers to take her home and help her find her friend. Ayden tells her that the world as she knows it is not as it seems and that it won't be as easy as she thinks it will be to get her friend out of the caves.

Imagination is a true gift, but only the ambitious can turn it into reality...Growing up as the black sheep in the family is tough. Beth struggles to pull through and prove to the people near and dear to her that even with a baby and no college future she will be able to fight against all odds and come out on top. Her best friend was a bad influence; she lied about her age, had a baby with a rock star, and her parents lost all respect for her. But she keeps her chin up, even when she's betrayed by those who matter most.Life takes a twisted turn when a reckless party results in a fatal car accident leaving Beth torn and broken. Will stumbling down the wrong path in life lead her to horrible failure, or will it take her directly to everything she has ever wanted and dreamed about?Join Beth as she shares her inner-most thoughts with the world. You'll be diving into a story you'll never forget.

Changing Sky is a collection of poems written by a maturing teenage girl. The poems reflect on everyday occurrences and the emotions that result from them. The scope of subjects covers love, religion, emotions, and the awing nature of life as a whole. Written over a course of five years, the poems not only show the growth of a writer, but also display the growth of a girl into a young a woman.